Sunday 29 July 2007
The Simpsons Movie
At just 90 minutes or so in length, it doesn't outstay its welcome, and the storyline has a little more room to breathe. It's not a clunker either, in fact I can't think of any other TV show that translated to film so well. The animation is fantastic, in fact perhaps a little better than an average Simpsons TV show.
I really haven't enjoyed a film in ages, let alone laughed heartily throughout. Recommended.
Saturday 14 July 2007
King of fish soup
- 1 litre fish stock (see recipe, below)
- 1 kg mixed prepared fish and seafood to finish the soup with. Monkfish and prawns are nice, but use whatever comes to hand.
- 4 tomatoes
- Tomato purée
- A fresh red chilli, chopped small
- One large onion
- Two cloves garlic
- Bay leaves
- A liberal helping of mixed herbs
- A dash of brandy. Pastis also works nicely.
- Some two-or-three-day-old bread
Saturday 7 July 2007
Pear Crumble
- Six pears
- A handful of chopped pecan nuts
- 200g self-raising flour
- 50g butter, broken into small pieces
- Sugar to taste
- Hazelnut syrup (the magic ingredient!)
Now to the crumble. Some people swear by beating the crap out of a packet of digestives and adding a load of melted butter. Personally, I think that's enough to give anyone a heart attack, so I prefer to take some flour, and add the pieces of butter. Rub between fingertips until the flour absorbs the butter and the mixture resembles small breadcrumbs, as if you were making pastry. Add a tablespoon of sugar, as well as the pecan nuts, which are crucial to the recipe.
When the pears are soft, drain them and lay in a dish. Pour crumble mixture on top and cook until golden. Serve with cream.
Grandad's Apple Pie (V)
My grandad, God rest his soul, made the best apple pie in the world. Forget what you know about apple pie, because this is the real deal.
I learned most about cooking from Grandad. He always claimed that he learned from scratch when my nan died, but he always cooked the most delicious meals and knew how to make the most of the resources available - home-made steak and kidney pie, with really crispy roast potatoes, boiled cabbage and marrow with a gravy made from the previous day's stock; pork chops with stuffing; bread pudding and the finest apple pie, made from windfall apples from the trees that stood in his garden.
Apple filling
- A good half kilo of apples. Cook more if you like - they'll store in the freezer for ages.
- 6 to 8 cloves
- Juice of a lemon
- Few spoonsful of sugar
- 100g of butter, cut into small cubes
- 200g of plain flour, sieved
- A pinch or two of sugar for dusting
Meanwhile, gently using the tips of your fingers, mix the butter and flour until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Add water until you have a pastry dough consistency, and mix well to work some air into the pastry. Roll to 2 or 3mm thick.
Line a pie dish with the pastry and cut away the excess. Roll the excess into a ball from which you will make a lid later. Don't blind-bake the base - for authenticity you need a slightly soggy bottom to the pie. Drain the apples, retaining the juice and cloves into a glass which you can refrigerate for a tasty drink later. See - nothing wasted!
Gradually layer apple pieces into the pie dish, building up a slight peak in the centre. Roll out the remaining pastry and coat the pie, making two holes in the top from which steam can escape. Bake until golden. Best eaten cold with Rossi ice cream.
Bacon and Onion Pudding
Suet pastry
- 225g self raising flour
- 150ml cold water, to mix
- 110g shredded beef suet
- ½ tsp salt
Place a pudding basin, upside-down, on the pastry and trim round it. Set the pastry disc aside, knead the remaining dough, roll and line the basin with it.
Bacon and onion filling
- 750g bacon offcuts, chopped. Smoked or unsmoked, it doesn't matter.
- 3 large onions, chopped into large pieces
Turn the bacon and onions into the lined pudding basin. Cram in as much as you can, and keep going until it reaches the top. Wet the rim of the basin with a little water, re-roll the suet disc - it will have shrunk slightly - and lay it over the top of the basin, pressing gently on the rim to seal the pudding.
Now cover the pudding in a clean white teacloth, and tie with a tight knot using some strong string around the lip of the basin to seal.
Make a bain-marie by boiling a pan with a few inches of water - not quite enough to cover the top of the pudding - and stand the pudding in it. Place a lid on the saucepan and simmer for two hours, adding more water to the bain-marie as needed but never letting the water reach the top.
Turn out, while piping hot, onto a plate and serve with boiled potatoes, peas and English mustard to taste.
Serving suggestion: You can use a mixture of steak, kidney and oysters - yes, oysters - instead of the bacon if you like!
5-minute sponge pudding
Sponge cake:
50g butter
50g self-raising flour
50g sugar
1 egg
A drip of almond essence (optional)
Fruit compote:
Half a cupful of fresh berries
Sugar to taste
Start the clock!
Microwave the fresh berries (I used blueberries) on full power for one minute in a large bowl. Add sugar to taste and leave to cool. The berries might unleash a seemingly endless torrent of boiling juice. I improvised by soaking it up with a handful of dried strawberry pieces, the kind you might find in those breakfast cereals with “berry pieces” and dubious health improvement claims.
While the berries cook, cream together in a bowl the butter and sugar, and gradually add the egg, the flour and, if desired, the almond essence. Pour the cake batter into a large pre-buttered microwaveable dish, cover with clingfilm and cook on high for 3 and a half minutes.
With luck, the sponge cake will have miraculously risen! Turn it out onto a plate, all in one piece if you can, and pour over the fruit compote. Serve with custard or ice cream.
Stop the clock!Minestrone soup (V)
Ingredients:
- 1 thinly sliced leek
- 1 diced onion
- A stick of celery
- Garlic
- At least one carrot
- Four finely chopped tomatoes
- Tomato puree
- A small amount of Savoy cabbage
- A few chilli peppers, whole
- A well-stocked spice rack
- A small quantity of dried spaghetti or other dried pasta
Heat some olive oil in a large saucepan, and gently fry the sliced leek, onion, and the celery, sliced small. Fry until the ingredients start to brown, then reduce the heat and add a pint of cold water, followed by two crushed cloves of garlic, a diced carrot, four finely chopped tomatoes, a small amount of Savoy cabbage, then a small can of tomato puree, a generous pinch of mixed Italian herbs, the chillies (don't break the skin of the chillies, and take them out when you're happy with the heat of the soup!) and, if desired, a vegetable stock cube.
Bring to the boil before reducing to a simmer, and cook for an hour or so. Taste the soup regularly, and adjust the seasoning as necessary; add diced potato for thickness, or more tomato puree or vegetable stock for a stronger flavour. A spoonful of tamarind will add some nice heat and a few fruity notes.
You could serve the soup after an hour's cooking; I find that the taste really matures if the soup is allowed to cool overnight before reheating it when you're ready to serve, taking care to make sure it's piping hit of course.
Before serving, strain out all the vegetables. Keep back a few bite-size chunks, which you can add back to the soup if desired. Chop up or blend the rest of the chunks and add those back to the soup, which will not be a bit thicker. Take care to remove any inedible pieces like bay leaves or whole chillies. Break a little spaghetti into small strands and add to the soup, cooking for another ten minutes (or long enough for the spaghetti to soften.)
Truita (V)
Serves 2 as a main course, or cut into cubes and serve cold as a tapas
- 4 eggs
- 1/2 pint milk
- 1 Spanish onion (of course!)
- Garlic
- Red chilli
- A tin of cannelini beans, drained and rinsed
- Mushrooms
- Spinach
- Frozen peas
Meanwhile, beat in a bowl four large eggs and a splash of milk. Add generous amounts of salt and pepper, and add the cooked vegetables straight to the bowl (not the other way round!) Stir well to prevent the eggs from congealing.
Now add more oil to the frying pan, and return the mixture to the heat. Start preheating a grill.
Cook the omelette slowly, until the egg starts to solidify. The omelette may still be a little runny inside, but this won’t be a problem since instead of turning it over as you would a French omelette, you now need to put your frying pan under the grill, taking care of course not to expose any plastic handles to any heat!
In the above photograph, I have added a topping of sliced goat’s cheese.
Continue until the entire omelette is solid, then turn out onto a rack. Eat hot or cold.
This omelette is traditionally served with a thick sauce – this could be a tomato and pepper sauce like that used in ‘patatas bravas’, or perhaps some aioli (garlic mayonnaise). I also recommend serving it with “pa amb tomaquet” (fresh bread, rubbed with tomatoes and olive oil and seasoned with lots of salt and pepper); Arbequina olives if you can get them, and fresh almonds prepared the Catalan way (fried in olive oil and salted.)
Monday 2 July 2007
Petit salé
Here's a delicious slow-burning winter warmer from my ancestral homeland, the Pas-de-Calais. Serves 4.
- A knuckle of gammon
- One large onion or a leek
- A chopped carrot
- A stick of celery
- A bayleaf
- A pack of puy lentils
Remove (and discard) the vegetables and add the lentils. Cook for half an hour. By now, the gammon will easily fall off the bone. Drain, reserving some of the cooking juices to pour over before serving.
Serve on a bed of with boiled Savoy cabbage and fresh French bread and butter.
Crema Catalana
Ingredients:
- 450 ml milk
- 200 ml double cream
- pared zest of 1 lemon
- 1 tsp fennel seeds, crushed
- 6 egg yolks
- 175 g Caster Sugar
- 2 tbsp cornflour
- 1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
Beat the egg yolks, 125 g of the sugar and the cornflour together in a small bowl until light and fluffy.
Strain the infused milk on to the egg yolk mixture, a little at a time, stirring constantly.
Pour into a saucepan. Cook over a low heat, stirring constantly, until the cream thickens and almost comes to the boil; this will take 6-8 minutes. Immediately remove from the heat. Pour into small dessert dishes or a large bowl. Allow to cool, cover loosely with tin foil and place in the refrigerator overnight to set.
When ready to serve, preheat the grill until very hot. Mix the remaining sugar with the cinnamon and sprinkle over the custard. Place under the hot grill until the sugar has caramelised.
Seychellois fish curry
- About 1kg of mixed fish, scaled and gutted
- 500g mixed seafood - scallops, squid and tiger prawns are good
- A pint or so of good, strong fish stock, fresh if possible
- 1 clove garlic, crushed
- A little fresh ginger
- 1-3 tbs curry powder, depending on desired strength
- 1 onion
- 1 tin coconut milk
- Half a kilo of peeled potatoes
- Fresh limes and coriander to garnish
Now add the fish stock and the potatoes. Throw in a bay leaf for good mesure. Reduce the heat, add the garlic and ginger, and some chopped red chilli if desired, as well as the coconut milk. Simmer gently, tasting often, until the sauce thickens. You may wish to get some rice on whilst doing this.
When the rice is almost ready, add the mixed fish, which should take just over 5 minutes to cook. Add the seafood, which should take a further couple of minutes to cook.
The finished curry will be like a thick soup, so it's a good idea to serve it in bowls, adding a little of the cooked rice and garnishing with the juice of the limes and a little chopped coriander.
Pissaladiere
Serves 4.
- A little olive oil
- 750g onions, chopped. Substitute one onion for some chopped leek, if desired
- 1 clove garlic, crushed
- Pack of ready-to-roll puff pastry
- 100g anchovy fillets
- Black pitted olives to garnish
- Mixed dried herbs to taste
While the onions are cooking, roll the pastry into a square and cut into four smaller squares, each about the size of a CD case. Place on a baking sheet.
Spread the onion mixture over the pastry, leaving a border around the edges where the pastry will rise. Garnish with anchovies, olives and mixed herbs and bake until golden. Eat hot or cold.
Melanzane alle parmagiano (V)
Ideal vegetarian meal for two. Preparation 25 minutes.
Ingredients:
- 1 aubergine, cut into thin round slices
- 1 can tomato purée
- A lot of fresh basil
- Celery seed
- Bay leaves
- Parsley
- Freshly milled pepper
- Extra virgin olive oil
- Freshly grated Reggiano cheese
Meanwhile, heat the tomato puree and fill the can with water to dilute it. Add the celery seed, half the basil (roughly torn), bay leaves, parsley and pepper. Add a little red chilli if you like. Set aside once it comes to the boil, and once it's cooled down a little, taste it. You may need to add a little sugar to offset the sourness of the tomatoes.
Now fry the aubergines in a little olive oil until golden. Pat dry.
Take a little of the tomato sauce and line a shallow casserole dish with it. Add about half the aubergine, cover with a layer of basil leaves and a few slices of cheese, then cover with more tomato sauce and another layer of aubergine, basil and cheese. Top with the remaining tomato sauce and bake for 15 minutes.
Sea Spicy Aubergine
- One ripe aubergine
- 1 spring onion
- Half a red chilli, sliced but not de-seeded
- A piece of fresh ginger, about as big as your knuckle
- A quantity of salt
- Thai fish sauce (optional)
- Soy sauce
- A few leaves of fresh basil
- One free-range egg
- A few teaspoons of flour
- Splash of milk
Break the egg into a bowl, and add the flour. Whisk all the lumps out of the flour and add the milk to produce a thin batter. Meanwhile, chop together the onion, chilli, ginger and basil to make a dry sauce. Wash your hands thoroughly to remove any chilli residue. You will be sorry if you touch your eyes, nose or open wounds with chilli on your hands! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Now rinse the salted aubergines in cold water. Place them in kitchen towel and squeeze to remove excess moisture. Coat with batter and fry in hot oil until golden. Sprinkle with the dry sauce, and add fish sauce and/or soy sauce to taste. Lovely grub!!